Overheard in Charlotte

Attorney 1 (Single): I know everything about first date etiquette. I don’t know anything about second date etiquette.

***

Attorney 2 (Married): Having two kids is great—you and your wife can play man-to-man defense. Once you have the third kid, though, the zone defense just falls apart immediately.

NBA player as “Uncle Drew.”

barackobama:

Stephanie Cutter is back with a new video taking down Karl Rove’s latest BS attack on the president—and she wants you to post it on your Tumblr.

(Reblogged from barackobama)

emilywalks:

Dear fellow admin students (Taken with instagram)

(inspired by this kid)

(Reblogged from emilywalks)

barackobama:

Mitt Romney being Mitt Romney.

(Reblogged from barackobama)
(Reblogged from newyorker)

I had missed this. Courtesy of TT.

barackobama:

idrownideas:

The best campaign counter-attack video I HAVE EVER SEEN. Obama 2012 

”So we’re going to call their BS when we see it and we need your help to call them on it too and set the record straight. So share this, tweet it, facebook it, I keep hearing about tumblr and whatever that is…please use that too. Thank you.”

-Stephanie Cutter / Deputy Campaign Manager at Obama for America. 

And a Tumblr shout-out. 

(Reblogged from barackobama)

Out in front

I saw a man approach my front door. He and I looked at each other through the window. He rang the doorbell. I did not open the door. He rang the doorbell again. I did not open the door. He seemed confused, as I was sitting right there.

This is typical of African immigrants. We do not open the door for any person who shows up unannounced. Period. Doesn’t even matter if we know you. And I knew this guy.

Fastest growing U.S. cities

From CNNMoney.com:

1. Charlotte, NC
2. Raleigh, NC
3. Cape Coral, FL
4. Provo, UT
5. Austin, TX
6. Las Vegas, NV
7. McAllen, TX
8. Knoxville, TN
9. Greenville, SC
10. San Antonio, TX